??: Hi mom.
??: I got the box full of old junk you sent, but I’ve got to run.
	School’s going to start, so I’m hanging up.
Mom: If you throw those precious memories away, the mottainai ghost* will appea—
*Customary ghost that haunts those who are wasteful.

??: Excuse me.
[beep]
??: Please take this out with the trash.